'Take that crime, you shit!'

I thought AS levels were hard... it turns out the A2 syllabus is harder. Much harder. Bloody Shakespeare has a lot to answer for, the swine. I just read the first scene of 'Othello', and I only realised 20 minutes in that the characters were going on about interraicial sex. I had assumed, confusedly, that they were talking about... well i'm not really sure what I assumed.

Gardening sprung to mind.

Billy Shakespeare wasn't really all that big on making much sense, was he? That is all I will say on the matter, because the amount of homework I already have after only two days back is depressing me muchly.

On a brighter note, Me, Mark and Jems revisited our cows today. Mark pushed me to their field in a stolen waitrose trolley which was exellent, if a little bizarre. People glared at us. I screamed 'Onward!' and pointed a lot. That probably didn't help.

Anyway, the cows looked fine. Clarences arse even seemed cleaner, although at first we were a little scared he might have eaten Mayhew. But Mayhew was just having a little nap, I think.

Its nearly 11 and I'm very knackered so excuse this post for being short and stupid. I promise a longer, wittier (and possibly even intelligent-er) one soon. And I will try to stop going on about cows so much.

but for now

buhh-bye folks x

P.S. If you are in any way confused about the title of this post (which unless you are Jems, you will be) check out 'The gay adventures of burnt face man, episode 1' on youtube. Highly amusing shizzdib.