Birthday and braindeadnesinjsgylafueygdfb

Its my 18th Birthday tomorrow. I feel oddly underwhelmed, and also skull-crushingly tired.. I should really shop going to bed at half twelve on school nights, because Family Guy, although the most hilarious thing from America since the speeches of George Bush, is just not worth it. My party is next Saturday.. Jems has already covered that pretty adequately on her blog. Bring booze and lots of blankets. And tents and space heaters and large bouncy castles if you have them. And giant inflatable penises, because you can't have a party without one of them, and I misplaced the one I found at the mop :(

Now I had a large archive of witty anecdotes and hilarious stories (in my mind) to share in this post, seeing as I haven't posted in a month (:O) ....... but i'm too durrn tired for it right now, I would never do them justice. So 'til next time children.






P.S Should I do a Jems and demand Happy Birthday messages from you all to make me look popular? Is it worth it? Abandoning all my dignity and self-worth so close to the anniversary of my entrance into this world?









P.P.S Yes.

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