Party pooping portaloos

Riiiight... slight change of plan on the party front owing to the fact the universe is stacked against me and the campsite i was planning on booking is bloody expensive and wants you to bring your own portaloo...

Yes. Your own portaloo.



Do any of you own a portaloo?



I thought not.




So new plan: we go out for eating and drinking in marlborugh, then we camp in my back garden for more drinking. Yes, its a bit shitter than the woods, but at least there will be toilets. Also, a nearby trampoline can replace my dreams of a bouncy castle in the middle of a dark forest. Not quite as awesome of course. But still bouncy.

Also, can you all bring lots of torches? Cos its quite dark at night this time of year.
Who knew?


P.S. And tents.

Birthday and braindeadnesinjsgylafueygdfb

Its my 18th Birthday tomorrow. I feel oddly underwhelmed, and also skull-crushingly tired.. I should really shop going to bed at half twelve on school nights, because Family Guy, although the most hilarious thing from America since the speeches of George Bush, is just not worth it. My party is next Saturday.. Jems has already covered that pretty adequately on her blog. Bring booze and lots of blankets. And tents and space heaters and large bouncy castles if you have them. And giant inflatable penises, because you can't have a party without one of them, and I misplaced the one I found at the mop :(

Now I had a large archive of witty anecdotes and hilarious stories (in my mind) to share in this post, seeing as I haven't posted in a month (:O) ....... but i'm too durrn tired for it right now, I would never do them justice. So 'til next time children.






P.S Should I do a Jems and demand Happy Birthday messages from you all to make me look popular? Is it worth it? Abandoning all my dignity and self-worth so close to the anniversary of my entrance into this world?









P.P.S Yes.

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